Armenian Engrish?

Armenian engrish at its finest. We found these charming malfunctions on a menu in the capital of Yerevan (the cafe was as absolutely wonderful as the classic menu). I think the one above is referring to what we know of simply as "peas." I just love me some good old-fashioned bird's milk.

Communists against Halitosis?!

While not strictly Engrish, I felt this silly communist breath spray certainly deserved a mention. Courtesy of the brilliant Stupid.com, this halitosis combat device is sure to come in handy after that Chinese take out dinner. Personally, I think the communist soldier sells it.

My evirob is really giving me trouble today...

This wacky evirob engrish t shirt design reads as follows: "Evirob" is the essence of weird life. It will make you too ill. Try our extraordinary works. you can find it's another standard. Someone has better call a doctor because this weird life has made my evirob go crazy! I need some extraordinary works to fix me up.